Sneaky crisps

Today i learnt a lesson again that i thought i would have learnt by now, kettle chips are not all that. I usually find my self drawn to these packets of crisps with one thought, these are the kings of the crisp world, there are many reasons that my mind comes to this conclusion, they are slightly more expensive than regular crisps the name of them is in fancy piratesk type font which give me the urge to say "Kettal Chiiiips arrrrge" every time i pick them up, and finally they use posh sounding names for the flavors which are actually the same flavors as normal crisps for example Sea Salt & Balsamic vinegar. 

Now i start eating these crisps and i am immediately hit with a wall  of disappointment, these don't taste like crispy dreams, there nothing more than a regular crisp there not special at all if anything there slightly less crispy the last packet i ate some where more on the chewy side, there impostors and they are masters of disguise but then you open a packet other than the disappointment of not tasting as delicious as you would have hoped there is barley any in the packet another let down, so i say damn you Kettle Chip's damn you with your sneaky packet, i will try and avoid buying you again but the moment i forget that lesson i should have learnt i will be doing a pirate impression buying another packet just to be disappointed once again.