the problem with short msn adds

The problem with having a short email address for you msn contact is you get the weirdos adding you. im not sure if this is something that every one experiences or if my email just happens to attract the strange ones, ill happily be sitting on the computer minding my own buissness watching some awesome videos on youtube about cats falling over or other animals doing amusing things ( you've been framed has nothing on Youtubes collection of animals doing stupid things) when all of a sudden  a message pops "imaweirdperson@hotmail.com has added you to msn, which i then think oh who is this better accept might be someone i know so i accept and then the send me a message all made of stupid sparkly custom emoticons which they have for every letter on the keyboard , this immediately annoys me, first i have to crack the code of sparkles and glitter which would give the enigma machine a run for its money, eventually when i work out what i has been written i then have to decifer what has been written because they use some sort of hybrid texting language that they have half made up they selves, which i find my self very annoying when your on a computer the reason texting abbreviations started in the first place was because of the character restriction on mobile phones on the internet and on msn there isn't a restriction so why reduce what you're typing to the minimum amount of characters. Eventually after some working i am able to work out what has been written and it usally sais something along the lines of "who is dat". this is usally the moment where fustration hits the high point, "who am i? who are you, you've just added me", now from a normal person i would hope to get a normal response like a name but from the strange i usally get a repeat of the same question they asked perviously which i have already deciphered so my reply is returned quicker this time around, "how did you get my msn add?", there are two replys usally that follow one being a friend gave it to me which leads down a road of trying to find out if i know there friend and if i know them, it goes to the immediate block and delete option, they reply with i jsut guessed it. Who dose that how can you be so board that you just start typeing in random hotmail addresses looking for new friends to chat to. 

ahh i cant be assed to correct the spellings in this now its to late reminding my self of these moments has annoyed me.